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Posted on | February 14, 2009 | Comments Off

Q:You say in your resume that you can play football.Why didn’t you make your career in football?

When this one was recounted, several totally awesome answer scenarios were proposed.The best was this:

Q:You say in your resume that you can play football.Why didn’t you make your career in football?

A: Sir, do you have a wife?

Q: Yes

A: Sir, Do you have sex with her?

Q (scandalized): Yes, of course, I do.

A: Sir, Why didnt you become a pornstar instead of becoming a trader?  :P

wish people would remember their days on this side of the table only a couple of years earlier,before asking such stupid questions. and, of course, our capacity for dumb answers is also unmatched.

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