PJs
some of the pjs which really cracked me: :)
*Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can’t you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can’t.
Waiter : Then does it really matter?
*this one is from a very old edition of reader’s digest
>>two reader’s digest readers walk into a bar!
that must have hurt!! :P
* woman doesnt come home home at night.tells her husband she stayed with her friend.so husband calls ten of her friends to confirm.none confirms the story. man doesnt come home at night,tells wife he stayed with his friend.so wife calls ten of his best friends…five confirm he was with them that night,the other five claim he is still there :))
*beekeeper: i always wanted to raise birds
man:(gesturing at apiary) so what are you doing now?
beekeeper: this was plan bee :D
(adapted from the wizard of id)
